Friday, November 20, 2009

DLC PONDERS PARADE OF TYVEK??

Following on the heels of the LIVESTRONG FALL PARADE OF TWO HOMES, DLC is said to be pondering the feasibility of starting a new Austin builders' tradition, THE PARADE OF TYVEK.

"Why wait until there's paint and shrubs and all that stuff?" asked John H.J. Farthing, promoter to the building trade.

Tyvek is the wrap used to make homes under construction look like a shipping envelope.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

FIRE!


DLC is said to have shown interest in setting up a private fire department. To offset expenses, a line of Official Spanish Oaks Fireman's Unisex wardrobe is said to have been commissioned. Now your little boy or girl can learn fire safety and feel a part of it!

Timetable for the switchover from Hudson's Bend will be announced at a later date.

DONATION


An anonymous gift has shown the generosity of a local couple, who wish to be unnamed. They felt that the association could benefit from their old lawn tractor, to help get those grass-cutting chores done!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

SO HOT

It's been so dry and hot here that the LCRA and local fire departments have declared it illegal to play the song Pennies From Heaven for fear of starting a grass fire.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

GALA LODGE-NIC JULY 4TH

Top Ten things you won’t see at Gala Lodge-nic on 4th of July

10- Lobster tail eating contest
9- Scorpion races
8- Wet Tee Shirt Contest
7- Steve Yetts PiƱata
6- Salute to Timely Road Repair Crew
5- Dolphin Show
4- Fish Camp used as men’s room overflow
3- Fireworks
2- Discounts
1- Will Wynn as Greeter

Top Ten Things You Will See

10- Bikinis
9- Wives elbowing husbands for noticing Bikinis
8- Sunglasses
7- Parking Lot of cars which don’t qualify for Beater discounts
6- Parade of Flip Flops
5- Chairs all taken
4- Margarita-slushy headache victims
3- Builders
2- Realtors
1- People you’ve never seen before

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

PAY AS YOU GO PARTY

Issues arise, now that certain street repairs have been made.

A gala PAID party at the Lodge and pool will encourage conviviality. Certainly we can afford the admission to a delicious meal, and perhaps this is really a secret method to control the guesting issue we've seen in the past, whereby owners invite overflow guests, but it seems not-very-exclusive and Lubysesque, though the Jello cubes aren't on the menu.

Perhaps Discovery is still paying for the blowout announcing their partnership with Daniel Porter. THAT'S the scale of a premiere development.

BTW: We hear this fall's Livestrong home tour is down to two homes.

NAME CHANGE LOOMS

Spanish Oaks (Golf Club) could become SPANISH OAKS or PALM TREE Golf Club, based on an informal survey of new trees planted on the various estates. A colorful flock of parrots to be let free to roam the properties and piped in Jimmy Buffet music will complete the transition, according to cynics who recall the 'natrual' promise of Daniel Porter.