Given the huge expense annually for landscaping materials, i.e.: fertilizer, weed killer, etc., not to mention the number of application-hours, the executive committee is looking into the purchase of a Bi-Plane to use to spray the whole development at once.
"The plane can easily land on grass. The 18th fairway would certainly work. In fact, you could land on a par 3 with this baby!" said an unnamed source, who continued, "...and we know noise isn't much of an issue. It's like a leaf blower and even then, only for a few seconds. Imagine the parade of cockroaches and crickets marching away from S.O. across Highway 71 into the Uplands!"
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