With the impending release of Indiana Jones and the Threat Of Something, SO bigwigs have generously volunteered this development as the site of the IJ BULLWHIP COMPETITION sponsored by Skoal.
Awards will be given for whipping the taillights out of a Prius, and for snapping a lit cigarette out of the lips of a willing partner (note: to qualify, the partner must not be scarred. (Hint* Hockey Goalie Mask for practises, and please don't practise on red flag burn ban days.)
Interested residents can pick up their bullwhips at either gatehouse.
1 comment:
You do not say what the prizes are. And are the cigarettes filtered or unfiltered?
Robert Dante
Two-time Guinness World Record Holder
Bullwhip Performer
www.Bullwhip.Net
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