Sunday, March 16, 2008

LARGEST END OF DRIVEWAY ROCK FOUND TO CONTAIN SKULL

Recently many residents have taken to placing large limestone rocks at the end of their driveway to discourage those who might be tempted to make a shortcut and destroy some plantings. Some of the large ones have already been hit by marauding bobcats and flatbeds, and now it has been reported that one of the larger rocks has a peculiar formation resembling a human skull embedded in it. Timmy Bohls, noted expert on large driveway rocks was quoted as saying "it sure looks like someone from the pre-discovery period, but it's probably just one of those things. Nature likes to play games too!"

Reportedly the sales office has been searching through rocks for what could be termed a "madonna rock" under the theory that the ensuing pilgrimage might be just the thing to boost lot sales.

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