Halloween decoration contest to be investigated by EPA?
As The S.O. community participates in its first annual Halloween Decoration Contest, we have been told that the EPA will be watching developments carefully, as the effects of artificial (spray on) cobwebs have been shown to confuse and entrap a dwindling population of hill country spiders, already stressed by encroaching 'civilization' into their native habitat.
Don't hand out candy to men in hazmat suits.
On a related note, there's apparently no truth to the rumor that Discovery Land Co. has been purchased by the Hallmark Card Company.
