Friday, April 11, 2008

SO TO REPEL SNAKES

In a first for the Hill Country, our reporters have learned that an exclusive contract has been negotiated with the St. Patrick Invisible Dog Fence company to design, install, and monitor an Invisible Snake Fence system for S.O.

"All we have to do is catch and collar them then the problem is over," said St. Patrick founder Dewey "Guy" Cantwell, who demonstrated his technique on a captive garden hose.

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