Hugh Hefner, legendary playboy, has tired of his poolside scene in Beverly Hills and is planning a trip to Austin, Texas.
Mr Hefner has offered to christen the new Grotto at the soon-to-be-dedicated Spanish Oaks pool.
"There is no Grotto that I don't love, especially with Texas limestone!" exclaimed Mr Hefner. Extra lifeguards will be placed on duty for this auspicious occasion.
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