Friday, June 6, 2008

CAN CAMMO CANS AVOID FINES?

It has been theorized that the trash can issues, i.e.: leaving the cans out after dusk of trash day and storage placement visibility could conceivably be cured by introduction of the stealth Cammo Can. The Cammo Can is a trash receptacle painted to resemble the easement on which one usually sits. Of course, this solution depends on the eagle eyes of the trash truck drivers, as a Cammo Can could be bypassed.

Apparently the idea was hatched when G. E. "Bud" Markham, on a recent home tour, noticed the gouges in the east exit gate, where a truck apparently hit the closed gate, mistaking it for open. "I just got me to thinkin' and there she was," said Bud.

It is not known when or where the stealth cans will be introduced on a pilot program.

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