Top Ten things you won’t see at Gala Lodge-nic on 4th of July
10- Lobster tail eating contest
9- Scorpion races
8- Wet Tee Shirt Contest
7- Steve Yetts Piñata
6- Salute to Timely Road Repair Crew
5- Dolphin Show
4- Fish Camp used as men’s room overflow
3- Fireworks
2- Discounts
1- Will Wynn as Greeter
Top Ten Things You Will See
10- Bikinis
9- Wives elbowing husbands for noticing Bikinis
8- Sunglasses
7- Parking Lot of cars which don’t qualify for Beater discounts
6- Parade of Flip Flops
5- Chairs all taken
4- Margarita-slushy headache victims
3- Builders
2- Realtors
1- People you’ve never seen before
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