Tax time could be very interesting as free range mules and alpacas are loosed in S.O. common areas for which the HOA will possibly receive AG exemptions.
One local put it best: "When it comes to braying or paying, I'm for braying!"
Meanwhile, homeowners are to be alert for another sighting of a Porcudillo which was spotted the other night by a patron of the club bar as his Escalade halogen highjimbeams caught the crossbreed scurrying across the common area in the back of S.O.
"He might have seen anything - you can't be sure - possibly one of the jackalopes, or a cat. We get strange reports all the time like that black deer, the albino buffalo and a skuncoon," said an east gate guard who asked to remain anonymous, interviewed between games of solitaire.
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