Sunday, March 16, 2008

COTTON FOR WORLD SHORTAGE OF Q-TIPS TO BE GROWN AT S.O.G.C.

Golf will no longer be quite the same as the world's first cotton traps will be grown between the 7th, 8th, 13th and 14th fairways, insiders report. This cotton will help ease the worldwide Q-tip tip shortage. Although it might be hard to spot a chipped or sliced shot if it lands in the patch, this can only help boost the clubs rating as one of the most difficult and innovative in the nation.

The course reminds golfers not to strike a cottonMOUTH with anything less than a driver as snake season approaches.

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