Rumors reach Sarcasm Oaks that Discovery is in talks with the Pentagon to test refinement to the units we use to access the property and trigger the guard-waves. Those white box radio frequency identification devices are crude early generation units. In computer terms, they are the Apple 2.
New tech will allow the guard to wave right or left handed, to match driver preference for a warmer welcome, will be able to scan for blood alcohol saturation, note weapons within the vehicle, and see through your clothes. Coupled with imbedded road sensors, they will detect your speed, grade of gasoline used, and carbon footprint of your vehicle.
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